It’s one in the morning and I’m googling lesbian bars in New York City.
I’m a straight girl living in Texas.
August 2012
1 post
June 2012
5 posts
- Little sister: *takes away my laptop so I can do chores instead of rereading chapter 20*
- Me: Noooooo, you're taking my Juliper feels away!
- Little sister: Yes, yes I am.
- Me: You don't even know what that means, do you?
- Little sister: No, no I don't.
The worst part about moving back home is looking at the bed and seeing the three foot high pile of crap keeping you from sleeping.
I am in a house with no internet, no cable, and crappy cell service. The good news is, the food is awesome.
My cousin just graduated high school. So proud!
“It’s all shiny. Actual shiny, not Firefly shiny.”
—my sister
May 2012
27 posts
- Me: Well, I could catch you up to date on my love life.
- Mom: I didn't know you had a love life!
- Me: I didn't either!
“I think I’ll just listen to some Eminem. That always cheers me up. Not only because I love his music, but because I know my life isn’t as screwed up as his.”
—my roommate
I picked up my phone and both of my ex-boyfriends had sent me flirty texts. I haven’t seen one in a year and the other was my waiter at IHOP yesterday.
Going to bed five hours earlier than normal since I can sleep as late as I want tomorrow. Why wouldn’t I want to get a head start on that?
- Me: *watching Thor for the first time, nearing the end of the movie*
- Thor: *steps in close to Jane*
- Sexual tension: *builds*
- Thor: *kisses Jane's hand*
- Me: You know, that was probably hotter than if he'd actually kissed her.
- Thor: *kisses Jane with all the passion of a thunder god*
- Me: I lied.
You want to know the best part about being a multi-shipper? One door closes, another one opens.
I ended up helping my roommate study for her science class. ”Helping” included explaining everything using descriptions of marshmallows, catapults, and barbed wire.
I am not a fan of superheroes. I am not a fan of superhero movies. I was dragged to see The Avengers tonight.
I may have a thing for Tony Stark.
Wandered into various local businesses with my girls, all of us sporting big bushy mustaches. This is why our parents worry about us.
Just realized that Awake was cancelled. If this turns into another Kyle XY situation where we get a cliffhanger series finale, I may hurt someone.
“Carry On Wayward Son” playing on TV means a 97% chance I’ll end up screaming and crying.
- Roommate: When *do* you sleep?
- Me: That's a good question.
I’m so used to reading fic and browsing kink memes and my roommate not caring because she’s a fangirl too.
Then I remember I have a different roommate for this summer session of school and she doesn’t know what a creeper I am.
- Girl next door: Shaneese, are you stupid or something?
- Me: ...
- Roommate: ...
- Friend: ...
- Girl next door: Do you want to get pregnant? Because that's what's gonna happen!
- Me: O.O
- Roommate: O.O
- Friend: *opens door to connecting bathroom to hear better*
- Me: -.-
- Friend: What? This is good drama.
