My Night in a Nutshell

It’s one in the morning and I’m googling lesbian bars in New York City. I’m a...

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 01:07:15 -0500

It’s one in the morning and I’m googling lesbian bars in New York City.

I’m a straight girl living in Texas.

Little sister: takes away my laptop so I can do chores instead of rereading chapter 20

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 20:14:45 -0500

Little sister: *takes away my laptop so I can do chores instead of rereading chapter 20*
Me: Noooooo, you're taking my Juliper feels away!
Little sister: Yes, yes I am.
Me: You don't even know what that means, do you?
Little sister: No, no I don't.

The worst part about moving back home is looking at the bed and seeing the three foot high pile of...

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 20:27:34 -0500

The worst part about moving back home is looking at the bed and seeing the three foot high pile of crap keeping you from sleeping.

I am in a house with no internet, no cable, and crappy cell service. The good news is, the food is...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:00:40 -0500

I am in a house with no internet, no cable, and crappy cell service. The good news is, the food is awesome.

My cousin just graduated high school. So proud!

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:58:23 -0500

My cousin just graduated high school. So proud!

"It’s all shiny. Actual shiny, not Firefly shiny."

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:26:45 -0500

“It’s all shiny. Actual shiny, not Firefly shiny.”

- my sister

Me: Well, I could catch you up to date on my love life.

Thu, 31 May 2012 01:31:33 -0500

Me: Well, I could catch you up to date on my love life.
Mom: I didn't know you had a love life!
Me: I didn't either!

"I think I’ll just listen to some Eminem. That always cheers me up. Not only because I love..."

Wed, 30 May 2012 00:56:46 -0500

“I think I’ll just listen to some Eminem. That always cheers me up. Not only because I love his music, but because I know my life isn’t as screwed up as his.”

- my roommate

I picked up my phone and both of my ex-boyfriends had sent me flirty texts. I haven’t seen...

Mon, 28 May 2012 19:22:18 -0500

I picked up my phone and both of my ex-boyfriends had sent me flirty texts. I haven’t seen one in a year and the other was my waiter at IHOP yesterday.

Going to bed five hours earlier than normal since I can sleep as late as I want tomorrow. Why...

Sun, 27 May 2012 21:07:39 -0500

Going to bed five hours earlier than normal since I can sleep as late as I want tomorrow. Why wouldn’t I want to get a head start on that?

Me: watching Thor for the first time, nearing the end of the movie

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:20:32 -0500

Me: *watching Thor for the first time, nearing the end of the movie*
Thor: *steps in close to Jane*
Sexual tension: *builds*
Thor: *kisses Jane's hand*
Me: You know, that was probably hotter than if he'd actually kissed her.
Thor: *kisses Jane with all the passion of a thunder god*
Me: I lied.

You want to know the best part about being a multi-shipper? One door closes, another one opens.

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:36:04 -0500

You want to know the best part about being a multi-shipper? One door closes, another one opens.

I ended up helping my roommate study for her science class. ”Helping” included...

Wed, 23 May 2012 00:34:42 -0500

I ended up helping my roommate study for her science class. ”Helping” included explaining everything using descriptions of marshmallows, catapults, and barbed wire.

I am not a fan of superheroes. I am not a fan of superhero movies. I was dragged to see The...

Mon, 21 May 2012 23:04:59 -0500

I am not a fan of superheroes. I am not a fan of superhero movies. I was dragged to see The Avengers tonight.

I may have a thing for Tony Stark.

Wandered into various local businesses with my girls, all of us sporting big bushy mustaches. This...

Mon, 21 May 2012 00:57:00 -0500

Wandered into various local businesses with my girls, all of us sporting big bushy mustaches. This is why our parents worry about us.

Just realized that Awake was cancelled. If this turns into another Kyle XY situation where we get a...

Sun, 20 May 2012 01:08:17 -0500

Just realized that Awake was cancelled. If this turns into another Kyle XY situation where we get a cliffhanger series finale, I may hurt someone.

“Carry On Wayward Son” playing on TV means a 97% chance I’ll end up screaming and...

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:01:11 -0500

“Carry On Wayward Son” playing on TV means a 97% chance I’ll end up screaming and crying.

Roommate: When do you sleep?

Fri, 18 May 2012 02:18:39 -0500

Roommate: When *do* you sleep?
Me: That's a good question.

I’m so used to reading fic and browsing kink memes and my roommate not caring because...

Thu, 17 May 2012 01:54:35 -0500

I’m so used to reading fic and browsing kink memes and my roommate not caring because she’s a fangirl too.

Then I remember I have a different roommate for this summer session of school and she doesn’t know what a creeper I am.

Girl next door: Shaneese, are you stupid or something?

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:03:14 -0500

Girl next door: Shaneese, are you stupid or something?
Me: ...
Roommate: ...
Friend: ...
Girl next door: Do you want to get pregnant? Because that's what's gonna happen!
Me: O.O
Roommate: O.O
Friend: *opens door to connecting bathroom to hear better*
Me: -.-
Friend: What? This is good drama.